if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
i dont have a good side im just equally ugly all over
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was