keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

1 day ago

minamarrrina:

starlorde:

why isn’t Sam/Steve ship called American Airlines

thank you for riding

(via fiftyshadesofstony)

absolvtely:

I wanna be able to cuddle with somebody and watch movies under blankets and eat junk food and tell them I love you without any hesitation

(Source: absolvtely, via fake-mermaid)

avengery:

nat’s necklace confirmed as a hint to her relationship w/ clint

G O O D B Y E

(via fuckyeahclintnatasha)

  • Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
  • Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
  • Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORISTS IN OUR PROGRAM.
  • *In the background*
  • Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
  • Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D