miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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tsarbucks:

whatifcodycarson:

If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth

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she’s playing the scarlet witch in the avengers now. how the tables have turned

fake-mermaid:

i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here

daftpunk-delorean:

I’m not half as good at—at anything as I am when I’m doing it next to you. And that’s the truth.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

ireallyshouldbedrawing:

Nick showing Steve the Helicarriers of Project Insight. This totally happened okay.

ireallyshouldbedrawing:

Nick showing Steve the Helicarriers of Project Insight. This totally happened okay.

tennants-hair:

hundredpacesfromhome:

blackdutchess:

Reminder to Australia: Hogwarts survived Umbridge. We can do this.

Hogwarts survived Umbridge by forming an army behind her back then leaving her in the forest for dead…

that’s right. take notes

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